hungarian:

today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up

narutooth:

neptunain:

can someone from the science side of tumblr explain this

covalent bonds

sweet-bitsy:

bedabug:

Snails Kiss On Cherries [photo by Vyacheslav Mishchenk]

THIS IS EVERYTHING I WANT MY LIFE TO BE

I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am

notifigaytion:

if finland’s country border isnt called the finnish line then i have nothing to live for

suicoone:

why get thinner when you can get more dinner

mataring:

i hope the light at the end of the tunnel is a computer screen

splders:

*eats 4 slices of pizza*

im so full

*eats another 4 slices of pizza*

glowcloud:

i have a very big crush on u but sadly u are a garden. can’t fuck a garden!

condom:

Chill

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

wheatdealer:

If I call you a loser or nerd chances are I really like you and think ur cute